The Secret Ingredient Screams

19 year old from England with an apparent need for further distraction from life responsibilities in the form of a blog.
Metal, funnies(?), badassery, and personal stuff to be found on said blog.
Enjoy.

Apr 19

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witchbat:

nerd

witchbat:

nerd

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90377:

IMG_9356 by nixpix88 on Flickr.

90377:

IMG_9356 by nixpix88 on Flickr.

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nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

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spamanos:

tumblr needs a wendy

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frosidon:

chalkandwater:

Sir David Attenborough demonstrates the accuracy of the Mozambique Spitting Cobra’s venom streams by wearing a chemically treated visor that makes the venom turn purple on contact.

From Life in Cold Blood

DAVID ATTENBOROUGH IS MORE HARDCORE THAN ANY DOCUMENTARIAN CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE. 

DID CARL SAGAN DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS SHIT? I THOUGHT NOT. BILL NYE? FUCK NO.

BEAR GRILLES IS A PIECE OF SHIT COMPARED TO THIS CARAMEL-VOICED ENGLISH BASTARD. 

SIR ATTENBOROUGH IS A BILLION YEARS OLD AND HE WILL NOT STOP. HE IS THE TERMINATOR OF NATURE DOCUMENTARIES. HE’S CLIMBED TO THE TOP OF THE HIGHEST JUNGLE TREE TO LOOK AT LILIES. HE’S SOARED IN THE SKY IN A GLIDER WITH VULTURES. HE CROSSED THE PACIFIC TO SEE WHALES. HE’S EVEN BEEN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE GODDAMN OCEAN TO TALK ABOUT THE SPOOKY-ASS SHIT THAT LIVES DOWN THERE.  KILIMANJARO?  BEEN THERE. NORTH POLE? BEEN THERE. SAHARA DESERT? BEEN THERE MULTIPLE TIMES. FUCKING VOLCANOES?  BEEN AND DONE.  FUCKING AUSTRALIA? ENTIRE SHOWS THERE. HE WILL NOT STOP. HE WILL NEVER STOP.  NOT UNTIL HIS SMOOTH-ASS FATHERLY VOICE AS TAUGHT US ALL ABOUT ALL THE NATURE FOREVER.

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Apr 18

ammit420:

mamitachvla:

ammit420:

mamitachvla:

Stop…fetishizing….huge age…gaps
They’re super toxic and…creepy..and…PREDATOR LIKE !!!!

fuck you got against wideset teeth yo

What

i aint read this right my bad

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wowtastic-nature:

Yosemite Reflection by  Dave McEllistrum on 500px.com (Original Size - Height: 1296px - Width: 873px)

wowtastic-nature:

Yosemite Reflection by Dave McEllistrum on 500px.com
(Original Size - Height: 1296px - Width: 873px)

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verybigpimpin:

*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*

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mykindafairytalee:

where no trail is found (by manyfires)

mykindafairytalee:

where no trail is found (by manyfires)

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vardaesque:

polmos:

Salvador Dali Taking His Anteater for a Walk, Paris 1969

Salvador Dali Not Giving A Single Fuck, Paris 1969

vardaesque:

polmos:

Salvador Dali Taking His Anteater for a Walk, Paris 1969

Salvador Dali Not Giving A Single Fuck, Paris 1969

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